Hush, my darling.
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click click c;
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
(via please-dont-giveup-on-me)
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
(via please-dont-giveup-on-me)
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
(via onlytheg00ddieyung)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
(via onlytheg00ddieyung)
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
(Source: deluminator, via onlytheg00ddieyung)
